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Main article: Dialogue (Linus writes a letter to The Great Pumpkin) Linus (writing): Dear Great Pumpkin, I am looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night. I hope you will bring me lots of presents.(Charlie Brown arrives) Charlie Brown: Who are you writing to, Linus? Linus: This is the time of the year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children.
Charlie Brown: You must be crazy. When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true? Linus: When you stop believing in that fellow with the red suit and white beard who goes 'HO! Charlie Brown: We are obviously separated by denominational differences.
Linus (writing): You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let's face it. Santa Claus has had more publicity. But being number two, perhaps you try harder.(Snoopy notices Linus writing his letter and laughs about it; Lucy, on the other hand, is not happy) Lucy: Not again!
Writing a letter to a stupid pumpkin?! You make me the laughingstock of the neighborhood! All they talk about is my little brother, who always writes to the Great Pumpkin. (grabs him by his shirt) You better cut it out right now or I'll pound you! Linus: There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.(Patty walks by and also notices Linus writing the letter) Patty: You're wasting your time!
The Great Pumpkin is a fake! Linus (writing): Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you. (decides what to write next) P.S. If you really are a fake, don't tell me.
I don't want to know.(Sally notices) Sally: What are you doing, Linus? Linus: I'd rather not say. You might laugh. Sally: Oh, I'd never laugh at you, Linus. You're so intelligent.
Linus: I'm writing to the Great Pumpkin. Sally: You always say the cutest things. Linus: On Halloween night, the 'Great Pumpkin' rises out of the pumpkin patch, then flies through the air to bring toys to all the good little children everywhere. Wouldn't you like to sit with me in the pumpkin patch on Halloween night and wait for the Great Pumpkin?
Sally: Oh, I'd love to, Linus.(Charlie Brown is not happy) Charlie Brown: What's going on here? What are you trying to do to my little sister? (takes her away)(Linus goes out to mail his letter, Lucy goes out with him) Lucy: And how do you think you're gonna mail that letter? You can't possibly reach the mailbox and I'm not gonna help you.(Linus uses his blanket to open the mailbox, and lets the letter fly in)(Lucy, Charlie Brown, and the kids go trick-or-treating and go to the first house) Kids: Trick or treat! Money or eats!
(though the closed captioning has the second phrase as 'Halloween!' ) Lucy (after getting her bag filled): Can I have an extra piece of candy for my stupid brother? He couldn't come with us 'cause he's sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin.
(gets her extra candy, then the other kids get their bags filled) It's so embarrassing to have to ask for something extra for that blockhead Linus.(everyone announces what they got in their trick-or-treat bag) Lucy: I got five pieces of candy! Kid: I got a chocolate bar! Another Kid: I got a quarter!
Charlie Brown: I got a rock.(they go to the second house) Kids: Trick or treat!(all get their bags filled) Kid: I got a candy bar! Another Kid: Boy, I got three cookies!
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Lucy: Hey, I got a package of gum! Charlie Brown: I got a rock.(they go to a third house) Lucy: Trick or treat.(gets her bag filled; others not shown) Lucy: I got a popcorn ball! Kid: I got a fudge bar!
Another Kid: I got a pack of gum! Charlie Brown: I got a rock.(Linus and Sally are still waiting for the Great Pumpkin) Sally: If anyone had told me I'd be waiting in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night, I'd have said they were crazy. Linus: Just think, Sally, when the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch, we'll be there to see him.(rustling noises) Linus: What's that?
I hear the Great Pumpkin!(more rustling noises, then a silhouette of Snoopy rises) Linus: THERE HE IS! IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN!
HE'S RISING OUT OF THE PUMPKIN PATCH!(he faints, then regains consciousness) Linus: What happened? What did he leave us?
Did he leave us any toys? Sally (angrily): I was robbed! I spent the whole night waiting for the Great Pumpkin, when I could've been out for tricks-or-treats! (gasps at what she just said) Halloween is over and I missed it!
You blockhead! You kept me up all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin, and all that came was a beagle! I didn't get a chance to go out for tricks-or-treats! And it was all your fault! What a fool I was! I could've had candy, apples, and gum! And cookies and money and all sorts of things!
I had to listen to you. You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick-or-treats come only once a year, and I miss it by sitting in a pumpkin patch with a blockhead. (shakes him by his shirt) YOU OWE ME RESTITUTION! Linus: You've heard about fury in a woman scorned, haven't you? Charlie Brown: Yes, I guess I have.
Linus: Well, that's nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of tricks-or-treats.(the other children, including an angry Sally, exit the pumpkin patch and leave Linus all alone) Linus: Hey! Aren't you gonna wait and greet the Great Pumpkin?
It won't be long now. If the Great Pumpkin comes, I'll still put in a good word for you!
(realizes what he just said) Good grief, I said if! I meant when he comes!
One little slip like that can cause the Great Pumpkin to pass you. (the camera zooms out to reveal the entire pumpkin patch) OH GREAT PUMPKIN, WHERE ARE YOU?!Charlie Brown: Well, another Halloween has come and gone.
Linus: Yes, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: I don’t understand it. I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks! I suppose you spent all night in the Pumpkin Patch. And the Great Pumpkin never showed up? Charlie Brown: Well, don’t take it too hard, Linus.
I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life too. Linus: STUPID? WHAT DO YOU MEAN STUPID? Just wait 'til next year, Charlie Brown. Next year at this same time, I'll find a pumpkin patch that is real sincere!
And I'll sit in that pumpkin patch until the Great Pumpkin appears. He'll rise out of that pumpkin patch and he'll fly through the air with his bag of toys. The Great Pumpkin will appear!
And I'll be waiting for him! I'll be there! I'll be sitting there in that pumpkin patch.and I'll see the Great Pumpkin.
Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see that Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown.
The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him!' (1975) Opening Lucy: What are you doing, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I'm waiting for Valentines! Well, good luck. Charlie Brown: Thank you.
Lucy: You'll need it. Charlie Brown: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY THAT!!Charlie Brown: I'd give anything if that Little Red-Haired Girl had sent me a valentine. Maybe she did sent me a valentine! Maybe she did send me one, and it didn't get here until today! Maybe it's in our mailbox right now!
I'm afraid to look. If I look, and there's nothing there, I'll be crushed!
But on the other hand, if she did send me a valentine. I've got to look! Opens mailbox of which Snoopy pops out of, and kisses him on the nose.
He then rubs his nose while Schroeder walks up to him. I hate Valentines Day.(Violet, Sally, Lucy, & Frieda then appear and walk up to a depressed Charlie Brown. Violet holds a Valentine's Day card in her hand.) Violet: Charlie Brown, we've been feeling awfully guilty about not giving a Valentine this year. Here, I've erased my name from this one, I'd like you to have it. Schroeder: Hold on there!
What do you think you're doing? Who do you think you are?
Where were you yesterday when everyone else was giving out Valentines? Is kindness and thoughtfulness something you can make retroactive? Don't you think he has any feelings?
You and your friends are the most thoughtless bunch I have ever known. You don't care anything about Charlie Brown. You just hate to feel guilty! And now, you have the nerve to come around one day later and offer him a used Valentine just to ease your conscience! Well, let me tell you something - Charlie Brown doesn't need your.
Charlie Brown: Don't listen to him! I'll take it! (1981) Lucy: Welcome home, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: reappeared and lying on the ground after Lucy pulled the football away I did it! I finally kicked that football!
Lucy: Oh no you didn't! I just pulled it away! Charlie Brown: I did it when I was invisible! Lucy: You can't prove it, Charlie Brown. No one will believe you.
Charlie Brown: Snoopy knows I did it. He made it possible. Lucy: Why, that stupid dog of yours couldn't disappear himself out of a paper bag. Snoopy, angered by Lucy's insult, casts a spell on Lucy, and she begins to rise in the air. Lucy: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
PUT ME DOWN!! PUT ME DOWN!!
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME UP HERE!! Snoopy and Charlie Brown laugh and dance away joyfully. But Charlie Brown silently laughs. Lucy: still levitating HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!?
HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!!? Lucy continues to levitate as the closing credits roll, until Linus walks by and brings her back down to earth with the help of his blanket. Crestfallen and humiliated, Lucy walks off. (1985).
Linus: I wonder where Snoopy and his wife will live?Charlie Brown: What do you mean? Linus: Maybe they'll move away to live in another town. Charlie Brown: MOVE AWAY?!!? Woodstock bursts into tears Linus: But then again, maybe they'll all move in with you. Sally bursts into tears (1992). Charlie Brown: I wanted to buy Peggy Jean some gloves for Christmas, but they cost $25.Sally: She's going to be disappointed when she finds out her boyfriend is a cheapskate! Charlie Brown: I'm not a cheapskate.
I just don't have $25. Sally: Put it on your credit card.
Charlie Brown: I don't have a credit card. Sally: So long, Peggy Jean!. Peppermint Patty: Marcie, what book were we supposed to read during Thanksgiving vacation?Marcie: This is Christmas vacation, sir. Peppermint Patty: Christmas vacation?!? How can I read something during Christmas vacation when I didn't read what I was supposed to read during Thanksgiving vacation?!?
Marcie: Duck, sir. Easter is coming. Franklin: (as Gabriel in the Christmas play) I am Gabriel.
Do not be afraid, Mary.Marcie: (as Mary) Behold, I am the handmaiden of the Lord. Peppermint Patty: (as sheep) Baaaa! Franklin: I am Gabriel, Mary, and I couldn't hear you because of the sheep. Marcie: (as Mary) And there were shepherds in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.Peppermint Patty: (as sheep) Woof, meow, moo!
(The audience breaks into laughter) Peppermint Patty: (singing as Marcie drags her off the stage with the crook of her staff) 'And a partridge in a pear tree!' (Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump). Sally: Hockey stick!'
. (the audience breaks into laughter). ': Linus and Charlie Brown:Hockey stick?!' '. Sally: I said Hockey Stick. Why did I say hockey stick?
All I had to say was hark! And I said hockey stick! I ruined the whole Christmas play! Everybody hates me! Moses hates me! Luke hates me!
The apostles hate me! All 50 of them!. Lucy: (suggesting how Charlie Brown could make $25 to buy gloves for Peggy Jean) Maybe you could sell your dog.(Snoopy sticks out his tongue at Lucy.) Lucy: I take it back; he's probably only worth fifty cents.
Lucy: Okay, get up! I wanna lie in that beanbag!Linus: Remember when we were all sitting around the Christmas tree, opening our presents? That's when you said it. Lucy: That's when I said what? Linus: It was beautiful. You said, 'Why do we have to be nice to each other only on Christmas? Why can't we be nice to each other every day?'
Lucy: (stalks away) You drive me crazy! Linus: Joy to the world!. Sally: Tell me about Christmas, Linus. How did all this Christmas stuff start anyway? Except for the part about getting lots of presents - I don't see what all the fuss is about.Linus: Well, this is from the second chapter of Luke.
Sally: You know what I hate? I hate shopping! Linus: (reading) 'And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch.' Sally: I haven't gotten anything for my brother for Christmas yet. Linus: '.and lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them.'
Sally: Everything costs so much! Linus: '.and the glory of the Lord.' Sally: I don't want to spend a lot. Linus: '.shone round about them, and they were sore afraid.'
Sally: Actually, I don't really want to spend any money at all. Linus: 'And the angel said unto them.' Sally: I wonder if I could get him something for free. (Linus gives up and falls back onto the couch in frustration.) Sally: Is that it? I always thought the Christmas story was longer than that.
Sally: ('The Twelve Days of Christmas' is playing on the radio, and Sally reaches over and turns the radio off) That song drives me crazy! What in the world is a 'calling bird'?!?Linus: A 'calling bird' is a kind of partridge. In 1 Samuel 26:20, it says, 'For the King of Israel has come out to seek my life, just as though he were hunting the calling bird.' There's a play on words here, you see.
David was standing on a mountain calling, and he compared himself to a partridge being hunted. Isn't that fascinating? Sally: If I get socks again for Christmas this year, I'll go even more crazy!!! (Linus again gives up and falls back in frustration.) (1969) Lucy Van Pelt: Aren't the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton. I could just lie here all day and watch them drift.
If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud's formations. What do you think you see, Linus? Linus Van Pelt: Well, those clouds up there look to me look like the map of the on the Caribbean. points up That cloud up there looks a little like the profile of, the famous painter and sculptor. And that group of clouds over there. points.gives me the impression of the. I can see the standing there to one side.
Lucy Van Pelt: Uh huh. That's very good. What do you see in the clouds, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: Well.
I was going to say I saw a duckie and a horsie, but I changed my mind.Lucy Van Pelt: Walks into Linus's bedroom and raises the shade Wake up Linus. It's time to go to school. Linus Van Pelt: Again?
Lucy Van Pelt: What do you mean 'again'? Linus Van Pelt: Snuggles back into bed I went yesterday.
Lucy Van Pelt: Mom's already made your lunch. Linus Van Pelt: Sits up in bed, sighs Guess I might as well go to school. I can't waste a good lunch.Charlie Brown: The word is 'beagle'? The rest of the gang are at home watching the spelling bee on TV Violet: Oh boy! That's an easy one. That's his dog!
He'll get that one easy. Patty: Charlie Brown's at the threshold of being a champion speller! Charlie Brown: Beagle. Snoopy points to himself while jumping up and down Charlie Brown: Beagle. Linus Van Pelt and Snoopy: Yay! Charlie Brown: B-E-A-G-E-L. Everyone, including Linus and Charlie Brown screams in disbelief Lucy Van Pelt: Turns the TV off Owning 10% of Charlie Brown is like owning 10% of nothing!
Turns the TV on Charlie Brown, you.you make me mad! Turns the TV offCharlie Brown: I've never gone through anything like that in my life.
I never knew I could be so stupid. I never knew I had so many faults.
I never felt so completely miserable. Lucy Van Pelt: Wait until you get my bill.Violet: noticing that Charlie Brown will volunteer for a spelling bee You?! Volunteer for a spelling bee?! laughs Lucy: Charlie Brown, you'll just make a fool of yourself! Patty: Besides that, you're Bound to be a complete failure!
the girls sing 'Failure Face'Linus Van Pelt: Life is difficult, isn't it, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: Yes, it is. But I've developed a new philosophy.
I only dread one day at a time.Linus Van Pelt: You know, Charlie Brown, they say we learn more from losing than from winning. Charlie Brown: Then that must make me the smartest person in the world.Linus Van Pelt: Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: What's that? Linus Van Pelt: The world didn't come to an end. (1972) is a about Snoopy's travels to see his sick former owner and how he then feels obliged to return to her permanently.
It is the sequel to.Directed. Charlie Brown. about Snoopy What an independent dog. He comes and goes as he pleases, but I have to stay home and fix his supper. numerous times in the movie If I don't find out who Lila is, I'll go crazy!!Peppermint Patty.
to an unhappy Charlie Brown Listen, you can't let yourself get into a mood like this. I know you miss Snoopy. I miss him, too. But if you let yourself get into a mood, no one will want to be around you.
No one likes a moody person, Chuck. Take it from me: I learned a long time ago that if you go around in a mood feeling sorry for yourself, you do it alone. And I mean alone, Chuck.Dialogue Charlie Brown picks up a rock from the beach, and throws it into the water Linus: Nice going, Charlie Brown. It took that rock 4,000 years to get to shore, and now you've thrown it back. Charlie Brown: Everything I do makes me feel guilty.Charlie Brown: I'm depressed, Linus. I need an encouraging word to cheer me up.
Linus: Happiness lies in our destiny like a cloudless sky before the storms of tomorrow destroy the dreams of yesterday and last week. Charlie Brown: I think that blanket is doing something to you.Charlie Brown: If I don't find out what happened to Snoopy, I think I'll go out of my mind! Linus: If you'll calm down for a minute, Charlie Brown, I may able to conduct a little private investigation.
Charlie Brown: Just what I need, a blanket-carrying Sherlock Holmes!Peppermint Patty: What do you think love is, Chuck? Charlie Brown: Well, years ago, my dad owned a black 1934 two-door sedan. Peppermint Patty: What's that got to do with love? Charlie Brown: Well, this is what he told me: there was this really cute girl, see? She used to go for rides with him in his car. And whenever he'd call for her, he would always hold open the car door for her.
After she got in and he had closed the door, he'd walk around the back of the car to the driver's side, but before he could get there, she would reach over and press the button, locking him out. Then she'd just sit there and wrinkle her nose and grin at him. That's what I think love is. Peppermint Patty: perplexed Sometimes I wonder about you, Chuck.Linus: about what he found out about Snoopy's past You're not Snoopy's original owner. Charlie Brown faints Linus: Oh, good grief! Charlie Brown gets back up Linus: You bought Snoopy in the month of October, right?
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According to the records at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm, Snoopy was bought by another family in August. This family had a little girl named Lila. Snoopy and Lila loved each other very much, but then they moved, and the family decided they just couldn't keep Snoopy so they returned him. pause You got a used dog, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown looks shocked. And faints again (2015).